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:'''Smitty''': You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks. | :'''Smitty''': You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks. | ||
:'''URL''': It does kinda class-up the place. | :'''URL''': It does kinda class-up the place. | ||
:''[Pan over the streets of New New York. A clock nearby changes from 3:59 to 4:00]'' | |||
:'''Clock''': The time if 4 am. | |||
:''['''Scene:''' Amy's apartment]'' | |||
:'''Amy''': We've been arguing all night, Kif. Can't we go to bed? | |||
:'''Kif''': Is that all you ever think about? I'm not just some piece of tofu, Amy. I need to know where we stand in our relationship. | |||
:'''Amy''': We're just going through a rough patch. | |||
:'''Kif''': It is not a patch. It's been ages, according to your wildly inappropriate "Hunk of the Month" calender. | |||
:''[He points to a calender with a male model wearing only a pair of briefs and holding a saxophone]]] | |||
:'''Todd''': Thanks, babe. Also, today is Canadian Independence Day. ''[He plays a tune]'' | |||
:''[Burping is heard. The phone displays an incoming call sign''] | |||
:'''Amy''': Oh, that's Bender's ringtone. I recognize the smell. Hello? ''[Bender's picture is displayed over the phone]'' | |||
:'''Bender''': ''Yo, Amy, I'm in the slammer.'' | |||
:'''Amy''': Oh, no! | |||
:'''Bender''': ''That's enough lip from you, moneybags. Just get 5 grand an bail me out.'' | |||
:'''Amy''': I don't have that kind of money laying around. | |||
:'''Bender''': ''Yeah, you do. You know that floor safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there. Don't make me wait!'' | |||
:''['''Scene:''' [[Will Riker's Island]], prison interior. Bender, Roberto and other criminals are in a cell.]'' | |||
:'''[[Roberto]]''': ''[He walks up to Bender. He is holding a sock]'' Hey, Bender. Ever kill a man with a sock? It aint so hard. Ha-HAA. ''[He stabs at Bender]'' | |||
:'''Bender''': I better carve a shiv for protection. ''[He pulls out a stick and a switchblade. He starts whittling down the stick into a crude knife]'' | |||
:'''URL''': ''[He opens the cell door. Kif and Amy are with him.]'' Rodríguez! These two brothers bailed your ass out. | |||
:'''Bender''': Oh! Thank God. ''[He hugs Kif, causing his head to inflate]'' Tell me, have things changed on the outside. Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form? | |||
:'''Larry''': ''[To Amy]'' Hey, hot stuff. I'm Larry, the murder-burglar. | |||
:'''Amy''': Hi, Larry. I like your tattoos. | |||
:'''Kif''': Amy, that man's a criminal! | |||
:'''Amy''': I was just checking out his tats. ''[She looks at a tattoo of Larry jumping out of a house window then lighting it with a molotov cocktail. It explodes.]'' Sneato! I have one of my mom. Wanna see? | |||
:'''Larry''': Sure. | |||
:''[Amy shows him the tattoo on her butt. Kif stutters incoherently.]'' | |||
:''[A clerk is handing Bender back everything that was confiscated from him: a hat, a full roast chicken and an accordion]'' | |||
:'''Kif''': ''[To Amy]'' I just don't understand why you have to flirt with every bad boy in sight. | |||
:'''Amy''': Quit exaggerating. | |||
:''[A criminal that Smitty and Url are escorting gets loose. He steals a lightsaber and holds it to Amy's throat.]'' | |||
:'''Criminal''': Nobody move, or sweet cheeks here gets it! | |||
:'''Amy''': ''[Giggling]'' Oh! You're bad! | |||
:'''URL''': ''[He performs the Vulcan Neck Pinch on the criminal]'' Momma said, Spock you out! | |||
:'''Kif''': That's it Amy. Pardon my language but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats. You and I are through. ''[He walks off. Amy looks heartbroken.]'' | |||
:'''Bender''': ''[He is holding the accordion.]'' Aw! Here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up. It's called, ''[singing]'' Let's go already! |
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Written by | Michael Rowe |
Transcribed by | Teyrn of Highever |
- [Opening Credits: Dictated But Not Read.]
- [Scene: Amy's apartment Kif and Amy are watching Channel √2 News.]
- Linda: [on tv] We now go live to our eye-in-the-sky hovercopter on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. Jim?
- Jim [on tv] [Still in the burning hovercopter.] The scene is not good, Linda. I've just learned that my last words were: back to you, Linda.
- Linda: [on tv] [She laughs] One for the blooper reel.
- Kif: The news is so violent. Let's watch Rachael Ray instead. No, wait. There might be chopping.
- Amy: God, what a wuss. Stop being such a spineless jellyfish.
- Kif: You know full well that I am more closely related to the sea cucumber.
- Amy: Not where it counts.
- [[Morbo: [on tv] I hated Jim! In other news, our city's urine-soaked walls have been desicrated by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist.
- Linda: [on tv] Police have not idea who is behind this innovative scourge of public art
- [On the TV, an example of the graffiti is shown. It looks like Bender]
- ['Scene: New New York street. Bender is lowering himself using cables.
- Bender [He chuckles maliciously and spreads grout onto a wall. He then makes a tile version of his head] That is one sexy bridge abutment.
- [Time lapse. Bender is putting tile graffiti in various places. A hoverbus stop, Nixon's campaign poster and a hovertube station. At a freeway, Bender graffitis part of a sign so that it now reads "Free Corn"]
- Hyper-Chicken: Free corn? That'll suit me just fine. [He crashes his hovercar and clucks loudly]
- [Bender is still putting graffiti on various buildings.]
- Bender: The key is knowing precisely where to strike. [The last building turns out to be URL's back] Oops
- URL: Well, well. Time to beat him his rights. [He and Smitty take out their lightsabers and being hitting Bender.]
- Smitty: You know, that don't look half bad on your buttocks.
- URL: It does kinda class-up the place.
- [Pan over the streets of New New York. A clock nearby changes from 3:59 to 4:00]
- Clock: The time if 4 am.
- [Scene: Amy's apartment]
- Amy: We've been arguing all night, Kif. Can't we go to bed?
- Kif: Is that all you ever think about? I'm not just some piece of tofu, Amy. I need to know where we stand in our relationship.
- Amy: We're just going through a rough patch.
- Kif: It is not a patch. It's been ages, according to your wildly inappropriate "Hunk of the Month" calender.
- [He points to a calender with a male model wearing only a pair of briefs and holding a saxophone]]]
- Todd: Thanks, babe. Also, today is Canadian Independence Day. [He plays a tune]
- [Burping is heard. The phone displays an incoming call sign]
- Amy: Oh, that's Bender's ringtone. I recognize the smell. Hello? [Bender's picture is displayed over the phone]
- Bender: Yo, Amy, I'm in the slammer.
- Amy: Oh, no!
- Bender: That's enough lip from you, moneybags. Just get 5 grand an bail me out.
- Amy: I don't have that kind of money laying around.
- Bender: Yeah, you do. You know that floor safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there. Don't make me wait!
- [Scene: Will Riker's Island, prison interior. Bender, Roberto and other criminals are in a cell.]
- Roberto: [He walks up to Bender. He is holding a sock] Hey, Bender. Ever kill a man with a sock? It aint so hard. Ha-HAA. [He stabs at Bender]
- Bender: I better carve a shiv for protection. [He pulls out a stick and a switchblade. He starts whittling down the stick into a crude knife]
- URL: [He opens the cell door. Kif and Amy are with him.] Rodríguez! These two brothers bailed your ass out.
- Bender: Oh! Thank God. [He hugs Kif, causing his head to inflate] Tell me, have things changed on the outside. Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form?
- Larry: [To Amy] Hey, hot stuff. I'm Larry, the murder-burglar.
- Amy: Hi, Larry. I like your tattoos.
- Kif: Amy, that man's a criminal!
- Amy: I was just checking out his tats. [She looks at a tattoo of Larry jumping out of a house window then lighting it with a molotov cocktail. It explodes.] Sneato! I have one of my mom. Wanna see?
- Larry: Sure.
- [Amy shows him the tattoo on her butt. Kif stutters incoherently.]
- [A clerk is handing Bender back everything that was confiscated from him: a hat, a full roast chicken and an accordion]
- Kif: [To Amy] I just don't understand why you have to flirt with every bad boy in sight.
- Amy: Quit exaggerating.
- [A criminal that Smitty and Url are escorting gets loose. He steals a lightsaber and holds it to Amy's throat.]
- Criminal: Nobody move, or sweet cheeks here gets it!
- Amy: [Giggling] Oh! You're bad!
- URL: [He performs the Vulcan Neck Pinch on the criminal] Momma said, Spock you out!
- Kif: That's it Amy. Pardon my language but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats. You and I are through. [He walks off. Amy looks heartbroken.]
- Bender: [He is holding the accordion.] Aw! Here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up. It's called, [singing] Let's go already!